I get along with cars. Always have. I love them. I want them all. The problem is…I can’t afford them.

Lucky for me, and YOU, there’s the International Car and Truck Show that comes to Jacksonville EVERY year!!

MAN! What a good time!?! There’s plenty of cool stuff to keep you from getting bored. From the cars, to the vendors, the exhibitions, the SNACKS (LOL), and of course, the dancing robot.

If you’re watching or reading this today, YOU CAN STILL MAKE IT TO THE SHOW!!!! Gooooooooo!!!! It’s soooo cool!!!

Test drive a car while you’re there!!

LOOK OUT! The Kardashians lil’ sis could easily be the next big thing!!

You can’t tell me their younger sisters aren’t going to turn out prettier than them!

Kendall tweeted out this pic of her rockin’ the blonde hair! Looks cute!

Wonder when her and her sister will get their own show?

**UPDATE** Kelly commented on Facebook and said this was a wig!  To think, I was excited!!  Thanks Kelly!

Hahahah! I don’t know if this is a typo or what, but it sure sounds AWESOME!

Judge: You are hereby sentenced to 10 dinners at Red Lobster.

Joseph: YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!

If it worked for this man, it could work for you! Let’s commit some crimes!!

It was originally planned that Aniston would go topless in her new movie “Wanderlust”, but the plan has changed.

To respect her boyfriend and co-star, Justin Theroux, she decided to have the parts where her breasts were shown taken out. DAMN.

This isn’t the first time she’s done this to us men.

Bullocks.

Once again I’ll start out a post about this Courtney Stodden girl saying, I can’t believe I’m callin’ her a celebrity. In the end, she makes more money and gets more attention than me, and I’m normal.

In another desperate cry for attention, she posed for pics in the SUPER FAMOUS Marilyn Monroe outfit and pose.

To me, it’s like American Idol wannabes singing Mariah or Whitney. You just don’t do it. DON’T dress like Monroe. It’s been done and it hasn’t been done well.